Every programmer’s life

"Who wrote this crap? Oh wait..."

I look at my code and I ask; wtf was I drinking?

Definitely, I didn’t write it. Please don’t annotate

When git blame becomes git smack.

Programming in god mode

We need to write more code like this for our job security

At school: write code with good comments At work: write code with no comments so that you can hold the company hostage and so that they cannot fire you

Ask your LLM of your choice to translate it for you.