PetsMar 25
NewbuteTakwbt

Can I pet a bear?

I mean they’re so cute! Bear cubs are so funny too. Wondering if it’s safe to pet them if I come across any. There are plenty in Washington state.

Meta mystic_ter Mar 25

Famous last words

Vanta wqrL38 Mar 25

lol no DON’T try getting close to a bear cub!

Google PvSC03 Mar 25

Go ahead

DoorDash shiso Mar 25

Hi Daniel

Oracle ironBank Mar 29

Dave you mean?

Exact Sciences Hycx22 Mar 25

You can. Likely, you will be injured or killed by the either the mother or the cub bear or both.

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buteTakwbt OP Mar 25

I got my answer: You’re joking, right? Ask yourself this: If there was a lion in my backyard, can I pet it? If there was a wolverine, jaguar or mountain lion in my back yard, can I pet it? Do you see where I am going with this? The bear in your backyard is not a teddy bear. It is a wild animal, a flesh and blood wild animal with very large teeth. It is not tamed or domesticated. (Taming is the conditioned behavioral modification of a wild-born animal when its natural avoidance of humans is reduced and it accepts the presence of humans, but domestication is the permanent genetic modification of a bred lineage that leads to an inherited predisposition toward humans). If it even let you get close to it, which it won’t, you are dead. Wild animals do not know what petting is and would most likely see it as a threat. If you feed it, you will teach the bear bad habits; like water, a bear will take the easiest path. When a wild animal learns that being around humans is a good food source; when they become accustomed to humans, it will become a neighborhood pest and will have to be trapped or killed. It will lose its natural instinct to run from humans during bear hunting season, and will easily be killed. Despite your sincerity and loving intent, wild animals should be left alone and enjoyed from afar. Instead of trying to pet it, get a good camera and take some incredible pictures. This will give you a lifetime of memories.

Liftoff.io p17qh0 Mar 26

So you asked chatGPT? Only an AI would give such a long answer to such a dumb question…

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buteTakwbt OP Mar 26

No it wasn’t chatgpt

Microsoft 🦆 duck Mar 25

Be a zoologist - you get to raise bears as part of the degree (at least, my brother did)

Capital One OThS28 Mar 26

Sounds like a loser mentality. If bears weren't meant to be pet, why would they be so pettable

Oracle wmeB00 Mar 25

Sun bear is safe

Cloudflare jackswalow Mar 26

Can I pet that dawwwwwg

Amazon covidude Mar 26

I was looking for this comment!

LinkedIn gyujnb Apr 1

I was looking for this too!!!!!

NVIDIA CbpQ73 Mar 26

No one can stop you.

Liftoff.io p17qh0 Mar 26

They can try tho 😓