Dog chews on his thing
I have a 1yo dog who routinely will lay down and chew on his schlong like it’s a chew toy. How do I stop him from doing this? It’s unnerving when we have guests over.
Your just jel
Assuming this is NOT a troll post…Does he have fleas? If so, give him flea medication so he can stop biting himself or take him to the vet in case it’s allergies.
You guys are sick
Dude wtf, take your dog to the vet. That's not normal for a dog to CHEW on it.
Vet said it’s fine if he’s not hurting himself
The vet says there’s nothing wrong. So, basically the issue is that you’re extremely embarrassed when he does this in front of company. Give him something else to do instead, like chewing on a bully stick (wait until you find out what those are 😂), a chew toy, one of those Kongs where they have to figure out how to get the treats out, etc. Redirect his focus towards something positive to do instead of being negative about what you don’t want him to do.
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Do you have toys for your dog?
Sex toys for the dog, sick
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As long as you don’t make your dog chew on your scholong in front of your guests, it should be ok.
It's okay if done without guests?
You don’t stop him, you let him have his fun.