I was more of an apathetic (non-)voter until I heard these words coming from Biden’s mouth and now I am tuning far more into what he has to say - might even end up going to the polling station - he seems to have more life in him than I thought! —— “Remember when he (trump) was trying to deal with covid? He said, ‘Just inject a little bleach in your veins,’” Biden said. “He missed; it all went to his hair.” Then he seemed to catch himself. “Look, I shouldn’t have said that,” he said. “I probably shouldn’t have said that. You guys are a bad influence on me.” The audience laughed. —— “The 2024 election is in full swing. And, yes, age is an issue,” Biden said during the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner last weekend. “I’m a grown man running against a 6-year-old.” —— When Trump posted proudly about receiving golf awards from his own club, Biden wrote sarcastically on social media, “Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.” —— Biden in the past few days has made light of Trump’s apparent napping during his criminal trial (“Sleepy Don. I kind of like that. I may use that again.”) and referred to his alleged payments to adult-film star Stormy Daniels (“You might call it stormy weather.”). —— “I’ll be happy to compare physical characteristics with Donald Trump,” Biden said at a recent fundraiser in Raleigh, N.C. “Granted, I don’t have his orange hair.” —— “One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president,” Biden said, half deprecatingly, during the Gridiron dinner in March. “The other is me.” —— “I haven’t had a chance to watch the court proceedings,” Biden said. “Because I’ve been out campaigning in all the states.” Then he turned slightly more serious. “Chaos is nothing new to Trump,” he said. “His presidency was chaos.” Then: “Not a joke.” ——- #elections #president #biden #orangehead
I agree. I cant match up to trump.
Why's that Mozilla?
It's funny, but feels scripted. They've got a whole team helping write these.
Ofc. It is as scripted as Chandler’s lines in Friends, but funny nevertheless. I would say if you cant make it like Obama-funny, at least fake it instead of not at all.
These are from the White House correspondence dinner right? At least some of them.
one of them, yes, as I had mentioned in the OP
Biden might not be the best president but he came into a collapsed economy and did pull US from it (US economy now is better that other developed countries). Obama did the same. Democrats are more united and better at fixing the economy. Trump came into booming economy and at the end he continued to deny the Covid-19 existence and boobmed the economy. On top of that he never proved his own claims of election results and failed at to over and over again.
I guess some people are dumb enough to find super-scripted "jokes" funny
Not sure if you are making fun of Trump or Hillary(??!): 1. Hillary has been out for 8yrs - maybe you are showing how trump keeps harping on his past glory of hillary take down? 2. Maybe you are showing how trump brain works (not): To hell with cuban and other high brow issue, I am gonna make a joke about fat people (and maybe add farts and poop jokes to it)?
Wow you really are this stupid. It's a fucking meme from 2016 obviously. I didn't make it obviously. You have to be seriously braindead to not understand the similarities between Biden's handlers carefully crafting the messages Biden repeated that you went gaga over, and this meme about Hillary's focus groups The mind of an actual Biden supporter I suppose.
Joe Biden is funny AF. Although his new material is not that good. Probably because I don’t speak brain rot. https://twitter.com/WillFlandersWI/status/1750867932962271249 https://youtu.be/oqiOeiG4VNo https://youtu.be/9ys5VWI29R8 Pause Side splitting stuff
Thats exactly why I was apathetic, listening to all those news about biden. Now that hes picked up the mojo to punch as well as he gets, I am more interested and might even make the walk to the polling place!
“Now that hes picked up the mojo to punch” That’s not how age works
You want a witty president or president with good policies? Let’s talk about real politics and policies, bot about whos funnier. (I am not saying trump has better policy. But want to focus on fundamental)
Fundamentals winning elections has long passed us… it now who gets more media time and one lines and takedowns, without which one will never get the chance to win to enact policies.
Nope, scripted bullshit. I’m not even a trump fan and I’m not falling for this crap.
Everyone belongs to one of two (cl)asses: 1. The one that falls for one crap or the other 2. The apathy (cl)ass Which (cl)ass are you? Voting has come down to loss minimization for majority of common asses like us than gain maximization. So choose the lesser of the two craps or the decision will be made for us.