My bike is stolen. Who stole it?

So, I parked my bike in front of a park in Hyderabad where I usually go for a run. After I came back, the bike was stolen. Now, I have intense anger towards Modi. There is no way I'm going to vote for Modi. He stole my bike and that simply proves we're living under a dictatorship. Also, I failed my high school exam. Modi is responsible. That's a dictatorship. I wouldn't vote for Modi.