Saw this on LinkedIn. So funny š¤£š¤£š¤£ Back when I worked at Amazon as a software engineer, the CRAZIEST thing happened to me. Hereās the storyā¦ I was working from home with my girlfriend (at the time), when suddenly I get an urgent ping from my coworker: āOur service is experiencing a SEV 2! We need all hands on deck!ā Uh oh, our teamās application has gone down! However, as I scrambled to figure out how to fix the issue, I smelled something burning from another room and heard a fire alarm go off. āWill! Thereās a fire! Help!ā I heard my girlfriend shout. Now I was stuck in a conundrum ā restore a critical Amazon service, or put out the fire in my apartment? It was at that time I remembered Amazonās famous leadership principle āCustomer Obsessionā. There are customers who depend on my teamās application ā I canāt let them down! So I ignored the fire and my girlfriendās pleas, and started debugging the production issue. But all of a sudden, the smoke in my apartment cleared and the fire alarm fell silent. My girlfriend walked into the room, and to my astonishment, peeled off a wig and revealed herself to be Jeff Bezos himself! āIām proud of you for being obsessed with our customers,ā he said, and gave me a $5 Amazon gift card. He then leaped out of my window and hopped into a waiting Amazon Prime delivery van that quickly peeled away. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/will-ye-_back-when-i-worked-at-amazon-as-a-software-activity-6840718117874802688-4Vo1
Please seek some help this is not normal.
You should seek some help. Coz you work there
^^^ this is why u don't join amazon folks. This is a case where blrraja has suffered extreme brain dmg.
Not even a phonetool icon for the heroics? Yeesh.
Hey, author of the post here ā I actually do have a ādank memeā phone tool icon for creating and posting a top meme in the #aws-memes channel lol.
Wow! @Cane76 Folks donāt usually connect Blind accounts to IRL accounts. Do you have a wheelbarrow to carry around your gargantuan balls?
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Hereās his tweet: https://twitter.com/will_ye_/status/1435201782398005249?s=21
Man LinkedIn is full of idiots there are comments attacking OP not realizing itās satire
Yea all those idiots work/worked for Amazon
Youāre the idiot. The comments themselves are meta and youāre being trolled XD
The $5 Amazon gift card is how I knew this couldnāt possibly be Amazon
This guy Amazons
more like 5% discount on first $500 of spend at Amazon.com
Made my day! Forwarded it to all groups
Unironically, a solid way to advertise on linkedin. After reading this level of quality satire, my brain just subconsciously has a good impression of the company and its product.
I burst out laughing when I saw the $5 gift card šššš
Why are you laughing. This is what will happen
I know right? That's waaaayyyy more than Jeff B would actually give out.