>be me >be 28-year-old tech bro in SF Bay Area >make 250k a year but live in a closet-sized apartment >pay 4k/month for the privilege of smelling homeless pee >commute 2 hours to work in a $100k Tesla >arrive at office, step over passed out junkies >eat $20 avocado toast for breakfast >spend all day in meetings about "disrupting" industries no one cares about >lunch is $30 kale smoothie and ethically sourced cricket protein bar >coworkers won't shut up about their latest microdosing experiment >leave work at 9pm, no social life outside of startup meetups >weekend plans: overpriced yoga and complaining about capitalism on $1000 iPhone >hear people are moving to Texas >lol imagine living somewhere with affordable housing and no state income tax >must be terrible, I'll stay in my tech utopia
Defines misery in worthless luxury
I would drop Tesla and smoothies
Eating bugs? Living in a pod? Being happy? Sounds like a blast
Sounds nice
The worst parts of this day are self induced choices. Perhaps you just like being a meme?
Thank you for saying it out loud!!
Imagine reading this and not realizing the author is making fun of others.
sounds like a skill issue tbh
Well there is this invention called a car. Maybe you've heard of it? Finding nature doesn't seem to be an issue for the 30 million people living there? Chains and big box stores exist literally everywhere. Is the criticism that there's just too much space for everything? Can't imagine how anyone can live like that 🙄. Weather's not for everyone, I'll give you that. It's a good thing AC exists for people that can't handle it.
Leave Amazon
The maga shill works at Amazon (warehouse) and said texas instead of Washington because he’s a maga shill lmao
the dream
He is soo living it!