Did I f up? I was too scared to say the truth that I was moving on to a new company. I didn’t want to burn any bridges as this is my first job. But I start at meta next week and I need to update my LinkedIn. What do I do?
Tell them Dr. House saved you last minute
It was lupus.
It was MS
Well, you did die a little bit inside in that case, no sweat. Life moves on (pun intended)
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Haha good shitpost I mean does it matter if the bridge is burnt if you are dead 🤣
update you are died on LinkedIn
Died on LinkedIn and reborn in meta.
Reborn in the metaverse
Change your name officially to “Late your_first_name”
That’s a pretty extreme lie. If it were me, I’d just move on and never talk about it… but if anyone calls me out on it, just own up to it verbally. Don’t ever write it down and have that shit screenshotted. You fucked up. Don’t do it again.
Ah I wrote out a really long heartfelt slack post that I posted in our private team channel. We had a farewell dinner
Dang man.
🤣 How are you going to resurrect yourself from the dead? Jesus sure had a plan.
Joke is on you, meta will chew you alive compared to LinkedIn
He is predicting his future
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Why the fuck would you tell them that, that’s horrible
I can't believe linkedin and meta hiring bar is so low. what are we doing t-mobile?!?