I have a simple math problem concerning our savior, The Impregnator. Current net worth of The Impregnator is $214 billion USD. If The Impregnator wants each of his children to have $1M in inheritance once he passed away. How many children with random women should he impregnate? To make the math slightly easier, we can assume zero growth of $214 billion.
Is this counting child support?
It’s a simple math problem. No child support.
I like Elon but he will not be as prolific as Chinggis Khan. He will be forgotten by history in years, not even decades.
Is he pregnant himself?
Sorry I’m not his intern. So I don’t have his number to ask this personal question.
I am pretty sure he has a calculation for the best probability to create a child prodigy who would surpass him and get us to Mars.
Why didn’t he have a child with Gwynne Shotwell? She does all the works anyway. Elon just show up to take credits.
It’s always through IVF That’s actually the latest thing for the wealthy and health / optimal result minded. I have friends who are very wealthy and they did IVF on purpose to select for certain genes etc (no family history of terrible diseases but still. They wanted the best combination of genes possible and went to a clinic in NYC for that reason) Not saying he’s not sleeping with her too but just fyi he’s not impregnanting anyone anymore in the traditional sense. It was same with grimes. Latest kids were via IVF.
So that’s why he has twins and triplets. He is 100% trying to create another Elon Musk.
Anyone that looks like this should do us a favor and never have kids. Master race my ass, this dude is pissing in the gene pool with that build and hairline
🤔 IVF makes sense now.
Cybertruck Abs!
looks like he is pregnant in this pic!🤭
You know it is easier to spread your genes by being a sperm donor right?
That count as impregnation.