Want to date a 🔥SMOKING HOT🔥 WOMAN? FINANCE BROS, LISTEN UP!

Apparently, this is the ULTIMATE recipe for success: - 6'5: Because SIZE matters, right? 😉😉😉 - Blue Eyes: Because being WHITE and having a kinda racist girl is the tiktok trend? - Working in Finance: Because only tailored suits and cocaine habits put you in demand - Trust Fund: Because hustling is for LOSERS. Drop the most INSANE “must-have” you’ve heard in the comments. Here's the link the to viral TikTok video: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYuop6Dv/

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Must have nice fingers...I was like WTF

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I recently dated a guy who likes women with nice hands.

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I am that man 🙌🏾

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Welcome to two months ago

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Blue eyes? Sorry, all I've got are red eyes from staring at spreadsheets all day.

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This is one of the most cringe-worthy videos I’ve ever seen. I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that unrealistic standards like this are being expected of men today, or the fact that garbage like this somehow goes viral. Before anyone asks: I know this is a joke, but for many men—including myself—it’s a harsh reality. TC: 105K

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agreed.

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it's the guy always posting he'd never work at Amazon. I recognize you by your unique TC.

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My portfolio says 6'5" is that good enough? But I'm paying off a mortgage and am in debt....

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u work at wells fargo tho

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This is why the divorce rate is so high, and I never want to get married. People meet other people for all the wrong reasons. As if these things can determine happiness.

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By these standards, I'm such a loser that I'll just live alone, lol.

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Jordan Belfort 5'6 take it or leave it

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Does Trump fall into this category????

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These kind of women are not worth marrying

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There is no woman worth marrying.

JPMorgan Chase djdimon 3d

lol